Incredulity

Sep 16 th, 2008

The following was sent to me by a self-proclaimed female non-sexist...

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap,
you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

What does it mean? What was the intention? My mind boggles...

Theories:
   A) Women are only good for sex, making babies, keeping a home, cooking dinner, are easily charmed and swayed by a simple smile, and overreact causing explosive escalation in bad situations.
   B) Men can't make babies, cant keep a home, and can't cook, but should provide sperm, housing, and bring home the bacon, while fearing pissing off women who may become emotional and overreact. And then men should be thankful and appreciative that they are allowed in the presence of such greatness.
   C) Women are not responsible for anything they do. They are only results of what men do to them. Like a fleshy amplifier, put something in and it comes out bigger. Such a wonderful tool should be treasured.
   D) Women are powerful and great...

So... what are men? Don't love and appreciate men? All I know is that when you start a sentence with, "Women are something," you are basically saying, "men are not." Why are we using the word "women", and not "people?" Why would a person who is not sexist separate the sexes so blatantly and proclaim superiority.

Line 2 I find inoffensive, except that it's not always true either, is it, pointless, but inoffensive. Fact is she'll keep the baby, not give it to you but, yeah, ok, whatever...

Was the real message here that...

I personally should treasure women, because I'm a man? I'm not lucky or good enough to have been born with a vagina, breasts, or eggs, so I should realize my station, live a half-life serving the opposite sex, begging for attention, worshipping the ground they walk on, fearing their god-like wrath, being careful not to show my feelings or emotions as it might offend them, accept any damage they do to me physically, mentally, or emotionally as my own fault or the fault of my fellow second-class sub-species and prostrate myself at each whim and belief they randomly (only to my weak male mind) base their perfectly god-blessed and righteous lives upon.

?

If so, cool beans. Doesn't seem sexist at all. :D

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