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Chasing Oblivion

Aug 19th, 2008

Why do I always choose the wrong car, the wrong job, the wrong woman, the wrong life?

I had a talk with mama giraffe tonight. It has inspired me, inpired me to give up. "It's real life." Apparently the only way to fix anything is to do nothing. If you arent happy, just accept it and make sure happiness stays out of reach.

I'm going downstairs to by a few bottles of Brandy. Maybe when I wake up, the world will be different.

Maybe I won't wake up at all. Either one is fine with me.

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What is Fragilebob?

frag·ile adj. - Lacking physical or emotional strength; delicate

bob - A common name, often short for Robert, which carries various historical and proverbial connotations undistinguishable from one another in the grand scheme of life, the universe, and everything.
Less importanly, a search for the meaning of bob also returns more than 20 definitions as verbs, nouns, and adjectives, making it undiscernable from the other myriad of bob's when taken out of context.

Together fragile and bob create the hopless, futile, and unimportant (yet pathetically self-indulgent) being, "Fragilebob", who balances on a precipice holding what he perceives to be the weight of Atlas' burden upon his meek glass frame as the sword of Damocles slowly dangles from the finest ass-hairs of god like a deadly dingleberry. Fragilebob knows this defacant shard rests poised to destroy him should he forget his humility or penance and stumble but one centimeter from his eternal duty of self-deprecation and sacrifice.

Send Fragilebob To China!

There has been an overwhelming demand to get rid of this tragic reminder of what America can do to a mind with no substantial denial techniques.

But, as it turns out, Fragilebob is just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Will you let him go?