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Alienating the Masses With Emotional Honesty

July 31st, 2008

People are stupid and afraid. I'm in love with someone... Someone seemingly impossible to be with, and yet I try anyway. It's a tough world. Nothing great ever came easy, so I'm working hard for what I want, for what I need, for what I found to be good and right. I dont delude myself into thinking it could be perfect, but there are moments of perfection, and these persist under far from perfect circumstances. So I push on, in hopes of improving circumstances, logically and illogically, and foremostly, honestly.

Sometimes I think people see it as a disease, honesty. They look at me dumbfounded, with a hint of disgust in their upcurled lip. Some just become sad. Tell me that they wish I hadn't told them that. Some act aloof, then try to convince me to follow another direction for my own good. I have found that only a few of those who have experienced a similar situation are supportive, and even then, I'm rarely supported.

Princess Beris Kandauroff wrote in 'The Art of Living', "Don't give advice unless specifically asked for." Bravo, you old pretentious beast. I quite agree. I cant count the number of times someone wants to guide me or adjust my path or critique my decision. Now, to be honest, I've always claimed I keep friends for just that purpose, to keep me in check. And its still true, but I'm tired of getting advice on things that people have had no experience with or know absolutely nothing about.

I'm sorry if I smashed any dreams. I'm sorry if I have a little less time. I do care. I care deeply for the people around me, and I won't abandon any of you. I know you're afraid, some for yourselves and some for me, and some of you are just disappointed. I know its hard to understand. It would be hard for me to understand if my friend told me the same thing. I know my situation is taboo. I'm a star-crossed lover. I dont know exactly what will happen, but I'm keeping the faith and walking the path, and this is important to me. I will lose friends for this, but I have already accepted that. So on this one, please, just support me, ok?

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What is Fragilebob?

frag·ile adj. - Lacking physical or emotional strength; delicate

bob - A common name, often short for Robert, which carries various historical and proverbial connotations undistinguishable from one another in the grand scheme of life, the universe, and everything.
Less importanly, a search for the meaning of bob also returns more than 20 definitions as verbs, nouns, and adjectives, making it undiscernable from the other myriad of bob's when taken out of context.

Together fragile and bob create the hopless, futile, and unimportant (yet pathetically self-indulgent) being, "Fragilebob", who balances on a precipice holding what he perceives to be the weight of Atlas' burden upon his meek glass frame as the sword of Damocles slowly dangles from the finest ass-hairs of god like a deadly dingleberry. Fragilebob knows this defacant shard rests poised to destroy him should he forget his humility or penance and stumble but one centimeter from his eternal duty of self-deprecation and sacrifice.

Send Fragilebob To China!

There has been an overwhelming demand to get rid of this tragic reminder of what America can do to a mind with no substantial denial techniques.

But, as it turns out, Fragilebob is just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Will you let him go?