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Damned If I Do, Damned If Don't

March 15th , 2008

I'll always love May. I still dont trust her. I will continue to look elsewhere for the support that I imagine she cannot give me. Maybe this is unfair. Maybe I should suffer and wait. I promised her I would drink too much tonight. I tried very hard to keep that promise, but I believe I may have gone a little bit over the top. I am lucid, but not fully in control.

I like myself when I am like this and I hate myself when I am like this. I am easy-going, kind, confident, and a decent human being. However, I am not the most responsible.

I danced with a stuffed rabbit tonight. I named it. I stroked it and held it gently... I am not using metaphors. This doesnt mean i met a woman and did bad things to her. I actually danced with a stuffed rabbit in public. People thought me strange. I didn't care. I teased a girl. I think I will more and more often... I dont really want to "close the deal" as it were. I love somebody. I love her deeply and my life, soul, and hope is forfeit because of it. But the teasing is fun.

I am a terrible man. I am a wonderful terrible man...

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What is Fragilebob?

frag·ile adj. - Lacking physical or emotional strength; delicate

bob - A common name, often short for Robert, which carries various historical and proverbial connotations undistinguishable from one another in the grand scheme of life, the universe, and everything.
Less importanly, a search for the meaning of bob also returns more than 20 definitions as verbs, nouns, and adjectives, making it undiscernable from the other myriad of bob's when taken out of context.

Together fragile and bob create the hopless, futile, and unimportant (yet pathetically self-indulgent) being, "Fragilebob", who balances on a precipice holding what he perceives to be the weight of Atlas' burden upon his meek glass frame as the sword of Damocles slowly dangles from the finest ass-hairs of god like a deadly dingleberry. Fragilebob knows this defacant shard rests poised to destroy him should he forget his humility or penance and stumble but one centimeter from his eternal duty of self-deprecation and sacrifice.

Send Fragilebob To China!

There has been an overwhelming demand to get rid of this tragic reminder of what America can do to a mind with no substantial denial techniques.

But, as it turns out, Fragilebob is just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Will you let him go?