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February 17th, 2008

When May first met me, she liked me because we both subscribed to the same beliefs in freedom and living honestly. I enabled in her a kind of irresponsibility and separation from the life her parents, her friends, and her society had pushed into her head as right and necessary. She showed me that the material girl can dream of more, that people are all trapped in the same vice; a vice of expectation, each pigeonholed into some thing or another. And at the same, time, I felt deeply comfortable with her, something which I never wish to be misunderstood or underplayed for the appeal of it was and is truly awesome and indescribable, and, though I have theories and meticulous records psychological, chemical, and biological assumptions stored between synapses, the mechanics of it still remain beautiful and undiscovered.

- i am not stupid -

i miss happiness and peace
and faith in small things
and safety
and security
and everything
...

drown in your own tear, bob, and dissolve into the nothing

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What is Fragilebob?

frag·ile adj. - Lacking physical or emotional strength; delicate

bob - A common name, often short for Robert, which carries various historical and proverbial connotations undistinguishable from one another in the grand scheme of life, the universe, and everything.
Less importanly, a search for the meaning of bob also returns more than 20 definitions as verbs, nouns, and adjectives, making it undiscernable from the other myriad of bob's when taken out of context.

Together fragile and bob create the hopless, futile, and unimportant (yet pathetically self-indulgent) being, "Fragilebob", who balances on a precipice holding what he perceives to be the weight of Atlas' burden upon his meek glass frame as the sword of Damocles slowly dangles from the finest ass-hairs of god like a deadly dingleberry. Fragilebob knows this defacant shard rests poised to destroy him should he forget his humility or penance and stumble but one centimeter from his eternal duty of self-deprecation and sacrifice.

Send Fragilebob To China!

There has been an overwhelming demand to get rid of this tragic reminder of what America can do to a mind with no substantial denial techniques.

But, as it turns out, Fragilebob is just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Will you let him go?