I should have been more careful with it. It had broken before, and though I was able to mend it, I did so crudely and quickly. My attentions were too unfocused. And now, a part of it is lost forever. Perhaps it will turn up unexpectedly in a pocket or in the dustpan after I do some serious cleaning, but my hopes run low...
What is Fragilebob?
frag·ile adj. - Lacking physical or emotional strength; delicate
bob - A common name, often short for Robert, which carries various historical and proverbial connotations undistinguishable from one another in the grand scheme of life, the universe, and everything.
Less importanly, a search for the meaning of bob also returns more than 20 definitions as verbs, nouns, and adjectives, making it undiscernable from the other myriad of bob's when taken out of context.
Together fragile and bob create the hopless, futile, and unimportant (yet pathetically self-indulgent) being, "Fragilebob", who balances on a precipice holding what he perceives to be the weight of Atlas' burden upon his meek glass frame as the sword of Damocles slowly dangles from the finest ass-hairs of god like a deadly dingleberry. Fragilebob knows this defacant shard rests poised to destroy him should he forget his humility or penance and stumble but one centimeter from his eternal duty of self-deprecation and sacrifice.
Send Fragilebob To China!
There has been an overwhelming demand to get rid of this tragic reminder of what America can do to a mind with no substantial denial techniques.
But, as it turns out, Fragilebob is just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Will you let him go?
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