Money For Fragilebob
January 22nd, 2005
I would like to announce I have received my first donation to my Chinese Study Abroad Shanghai Adventure Fund! All I had to do was post my girlfriend's cleavage and whine! $5.90 is now the the donation to beat, boys and girls.
Warning - If $5.90 is not beat, I may post my own cleavage. Sadly cleavage is not too difficult to find on the human body, be it male or female. The degree of how disturbing this cleavage will be will directly coincide with how unhappy I am. You have been told!
In fact, screw it. Here's my first Bob-cleavage
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Is it old lady butt, or is it just my hand? <mysterious spooky ghost sounds> ... So, Yeah, It's just my hand, but soon it could be old lady butt if you aren't all more benevolent.
As for my sole benefactor (D) - You know who you are. You are my hero! My faith in sex in marketing has been restored. Let me know if you ever need a kidney... or a just a kid... Actually, I have bad kidneys... but my offspring would be... well... probably angry liberal dorks with bad vision and kidney problems... so I'll try to think of something else. Regardless, thank you sincerely - Bob
BTW - Was the the boobs or my sheer patheticness that pushed you over the edge? I must know or it will haunt my dreams.
